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Images You Should Not Masturbate To Paperback BookThere are a lot of euphemisms for masturbation: choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid. But whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self pleasure. Or, at least, they shouldn't. This deceptively simple and weirdly addictive book presents a laugh out loud collection of random pictures that are virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.
There are a lot of euphemisms for masturbation: choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid. But whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. Or, at least, they shouldn't. This deceptively simple and weirdly addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures that are virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.
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