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Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting CardFor fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer or inappropriately over the top. But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections. The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover. It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally
- For fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer - or inappropriately over the top.
- But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections.
- The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover.
- It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally unfolds. The bouquet that is - filled with multiple dicks. Literally, a bouquet of dicks!
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Reasons why you might by this:
- To give to your significant other to bring shock horror to their birthday celebration - or depending on how well it is received, an invitation to a special birthday celebration.
- To give to one of the guys who wishes they were better endowed
- To give to your Mother-In-Law who can't resist telling dirty jokes at every family occasion.
- Level up the excitement for an anniversary for wife/husband
- Give as a bachelorette/bachelor card - perhaps to remind them that they are signing up for the same penis forever
- What's Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
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Pdvbiee - Hot Pink Cheetah Flannel Blanket
Color: Pink, Size: 50"Wx60"L, Color: Pink, Size: 50"Wx60"L
UPDATE: 4 months later ... I sleep with this blanket every night. It is soft, warm and comfortable. It has held up well through multiple wash cycles with no fading, unravelling seams or matting. Still wish it was printed on both sides (really the only reason it's not 5 stars especially since they don't show this aspect in the ad listing), but overall I'm glad I have this blanket!
ORIGINAL:
I'm a sucker for this type of pattern (hot pink leopard), so I knew I had to have this throw blanket. When I opened the package, I felt a bit let down because the back of the blanket is solid white, which I hadn't noticed in the ad until after I placed my order. It had a faint factory smell, so I thew it in the wash. I was slightly concerned the hot pink color might bleed, but that was not a problem. It washed and dried easily, just as I expected. It definitely feels and looks cozier and fluffier after being laundered. Although, you can more easily tell that the hot pink cheetah pattern is just printed on the blanket, particularly when folding over the darker areas. It still looks cute and will keep me warm, but it may not become my favorite blanket as I initially thought it might be. I also think the price could be a bit lower considering the pattern is just printed on white fabric. There were also already a few loose threads at the ends.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Not as image shows
Color: Pink, Size: 50"Wx60"L
The pictures of the item make it seem fuzzier than it actually is. Kinda a let down.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Soft and washes and drys with no fabric softener!
Love this throw! It is so soft. I have a couple Berkshire blankets. Truly a great product. Warm soft and easy to care for
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Versatility plus
Color: Boquet Hearts Red
This throw is more substantial than some I have purchased. It is well made. I love the hearts! I use as a topper to cover Christmas quilt and takes us through Valentine's Day! Feels great against your skin, roo!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful throw
This throw is large enough to cover most of you and is very soft. The print is beautiful. It's actually prettier than I expected. It came out of the washer and dryer in excellent condition. This throw is a really good value for thekney.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2025